Season 2 begins.

And then this happened.

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karkatyells locates his target, and a skirmish ensues.

After expelling his rage upon Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, karkatyells begins searching for the man who created such an abomination: Andrew Hussie. During his search, he encounters another one of Hussie’s creations. Homestuck. The time shenanigan-filled plot is frustrating to karkatyells, so he yells some more.

While browsing the internet, karkatyells finds a link to “Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff”. Upon entering this page, he is greeted with excessively vibrant colors and artifact-ridden, low quality JPEG images. karkatyells explodes in yet another fit of rage at the unbelievable shittiness, and chases the two characters, likely with the intent of causing harm.

Then karkatyells…finds…a Halo Spartan in a pirate hat?…Yeah, then starts yelling. 

karkatyells retreats to his computer, and stumbles upon the Homestuck fan adventure, “Datastuck”. He finds the plot and graphics to be “shitty”. karkatyells does not like shitty things.

Only getting angrier throughout his day, karkatyells storms away from the computer, and enters an art gallery. Surely the majestic beauty of fine musclebeast portraits will ease his nerves. Unfortunately, he encounters a remarkably disproportionate cow painting. His rage enters new dimensions.  

karkatyells proceeds to locate a computer, and finds himself in the middle of the #MSPA IRC channel. Though regardless of how nice his fans are to him, karkatyells finds them insufferable. His entire body distorts in a fit of rage, shouting at members of the IRC channel. They cry as well.

Upon growing weary of shouting at the banana, karkatyells expels it from his fist and storms off, finding a lonely firetruck. He yells at the firetruck as well. And, like the banana, the firetruck cries.